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Educational Memories — Part 2

5/26/2018

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Grammar school was over. Time for the bigger world. East Orange had two high schools. Most of my friends lived in the district that sent them to the city’s namesake. Rarely would I see them in the future. Because I lived where I would attend Clifford J. Scott, a relatively new building constructed in 1936.
 
My sister, 12 years older than I, was in its first graduating class. She was extremely smart, and all the teachers let me know what a wonderful student she had been. Really confidence building for an incoming freshman! My parents planned to send me to college but not her. After all, she was just a girl. They changed their minds when faced with the reality of her brilliance. She was Phi Beta Kappa at Mount Holyoke and earned a physics degree when women just didn’t do that kind of thing.
 
Scott was a wonderful school with wonderful teachers. Most were unmarried women. Back then teaching was one of the few “acceptable” jobs for single women. I remember being surprised at Mrs. Perine’s prefix.
 
Miss Greer taught mathematics and I had her for algebra and geometry and maybe more. I was terrified of her. She was tough, could draw perfect circles, and had eyes in the back of her head. She also encouraged my love of mathematics. Eventually I realized she was the best teacher I ever had, and I dedicated one of my books to her.
 
A coach after my time was Brian Hill who was to go on to lead the Orlando Magic. When I read about his background in the Orlando Sentinel I wrote him describing my connection. He replied with grace and asked if I had known his brother, Fred Hill, who was one year after me. I didn’t know him, but I knew of him. He was a football, basketball, and whatever star. He wound up coaching at Rutgers. There was a beautiful girl I wanted badly to date and finally I wrangled one. Unfortunately, she felt ill and asked to be taken home early. I learned that upon my departure she had a miraculous recovery, becoming well enough to go out with Fred. Neither one of us wound up with her. We were both lucky.
 
There seemed to be any number of interesting classes available beyond the traditional curriculum. I was in band, pretty standard, but I also took shop (girls took home economics—that’s the way it was back then), mechanical drawing, and printing where I set type. I was on the stage crew which worked backstage on plays and concerts. We had an orchestra in addition to the band. The glee club, along with the orchestra, put on the Messiah every year prior to the Christmas break, a pretty big undertaking for that age level. It created in me a lifelong love of Handel’s opus.
 
In physics the close-to-retirement teacher stood us in a circle holding hands. He approached with a device having two attached wires. He broke the circle and thrust one wire into one of the freed hands and the second into the other. A jolt passed through the body of everyone in the circle. Our lesson on static electricity! Thank goodness no one had a heart condition. In chemistry, without the blessing of the teacher, I attempted glass blowing. I never became very good, but I also didn’t set the school on fire or incinerate my lungs.
 
We wrote ALL the time. In history, physics, chemistry, English of course, and who knows what else. I pity the poor teachers who had to decipher our creations. But those requirements, along with my Dad’s help, taught me lessons invaluable in college, my career and my retirement writings.
 
My thoughts occasionally return to those halcyon high school days when life was simpler. They were happy ones. But then I recall that, while they might have been happy for me, they were decidedly less so for many others. It was long before women were allowed the choices they now have. People of color had it tough, even in the north and certainly in East Orange, New Jersey. I didn’t know what “gay” was at that time, but I do know there was one boy who was “different” and he was mercilessly bullied.
 
But for me my first 13 years of formal education were wonderful, and I will ever be grateful for the pre-college experience that grounded me in the basics that would serve me well.

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Educational Memories — Part 1

5/19/2018

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I’ve had a fortunate life and every day realize how lucky I’ve been. It’s partially due to my parents’ decision to live in East Orange, New Jersey which had at the time one of the best public school systems in the country. The education I received there set the stage for so much, including my writing.
 
Hard to imagine now, but I fought against that first day, a big one in my parents’ minds, when I entered kindergarten and would be out of my mother’s hair for a few hours. I didn’t want to go, but, of course, had no choice. My final acceptance was accompanied by a reward: a pair of roller skates bearing no resemblance to the wheeled footwear currently in vogue. Definitely a bribe.
 
This was the first of 13 years that would well prepare me for college which in turn would help me achieve the good life.
 
Kindergarten and grades one through eight were based at Columbian Grammar School built in 1892 and named after Christopher Columbus on the 400th anniversary of his discovery of America. It’s still there today, repurposed.
 
I lived perhaps a half mile or more from the school. There was no cafeteria although there was a room for brown bagging. I ate lunch at home which meant I had to get to school in the morning, come home for lunch, return to school, and finally end the day back home. I walked. Often by myself. Can you imagine that now? Back then there wasn’t the slightest element of danger. At least none we knew about.
 
They say teachers have immense influence on their students. I believe it. A teacher stayed with a class for two years so I had four during my post kindergarten time at Columbian. I remember the names of three.
 
Miss Harris, a nice woman, was first and second grade. I recall arranging our chairs in a circle and taking turns reading. I was so excited because my turn included the big word “Thanksgiving” and I had figured it out. I trace my love of books to Miss Harris.
 
Then came Miss Agnew for the next two years. I hated her. I can’t recall why but it was so bad that I faked illness that kept me out for nine weeks! I’d start to feel better on weekends but would have a “relapse” as Monday morning approached. How did I fool my parents so effectively?
 
I cannot recall anything about grades five and six although I think I liked the teacher.
 
Then Miss Madden took over for the final two years. I didn’t like her either. Her sister, another Miss Madden, also taught but at a different school. I remember my parents invited both over for a picnic in our back yard and I was mortified, terrified my friends would discover the invasion. My parents apparently had a higher opinion of the women than did I. Upon reflection, I think my parents were right!
 
Miss Madden would drill us on arithmetic. This was before the days algebra was taught at that level. She had cards about the size of those in a standard bridge deck on which were four problems: an addition and subtraction on one side and a multiplication and division on the other. Each card was different, so no two students had the same problems.
 
We worked out the solutions and took our papers to Miss Madden to check. I was astounded that she barely glanced at the work before pronouncing right or wrong. She must be a mathematical genius, I thought. Then I understood. There was a now long forgotten algorithm that allowed her to look at the two numbers involved in an operation and jot down the answer. After I figured it out, all I had to do was write the correct result. I appeared at the desk for checking almost instantaneously. Poor Miss Madden sighed.
 
With all the fuss these days about recess, it’s interesting we had organized activity for about an hour every day.
 
I had my first date while in eighth grade. I still remember it. We went to a movie, after I asked my father what you did on a date. I later learned he didn’t tell me the entire story. But both sets of parents were helpful, providing transportation and probably the necessary money, maybe as much as a half dollar. I think they worked harder on making the date work than we kids did.
 
Next came high school where, I’d heard, you saw different teachers all in the same day. Imagine that!

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Librarians

5/12/2018

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I’ve never met a librarian I didn’t like.
 
I’ve often wondered if it was a fun job, surrounded by books and reference materials. It sounds perfect, but I know every task has its ups and downs. I loved teaching, but I hated giving grades—and going to meetings!
 
Nevertheless, no matter what the internal stresses, librarians have been uniformly patient, kind, and helpful. I’ve had many a contact over the years with a multitude of the ilk and they have my complete respect.
 
This love affair began as a youngster at the East Orange, New Jersey public library established, as were so many others, by the philanthropy of Andrew Carnegie. Back then books had pockets on the inside back cover. When I checked one out, the librarian would stamp a card with the due date and slip it into the pocket. She (librarians almost always were women back then) would smile and remind me to be sure to get it back in time so I wouldn’t have to pay a fine.
 
Sometimes, though, I had to come up with a nickel, annihilating my allowance, and the same librarian, still smiling, said she hoped this wouldn’t happen again. I learned smiles accompanied most transactions with this special breed.
 
As I grew older the need for help increased. Not to find books to read, but to assist with obtaining materials for study and research. On any number of occasions it was a librarian who pointed me in the right direction.
 
This all happened at a variety of locations. My college library that gave me two degrees. Bell Telephone Laboratories’ outstanding technical library. New York University’s graduate mathematics library. The university library in which I spent many an hour during my tenure as a math professor.
 
Sometimes my request did not have an obvious solution. The librarian mantra seemed to be, “Let me try just one more thing.” And one more thing turned out to be the norm. This was nowhere more true than when requesting an interlibrary loan. My university has a great library, but it doesn’t contain everything. Often in my research I would come across an obscure reference I didn’t have the slightest idea how to find. The librarian would sink his or her teeth into it as the greatest challenge. Sometimes it took a while, but there never was a failure.
 
A few years ago I came to realize a librarian now has more concerns than when I was a child, concerns never considered then. I am terrible at foreign languages. I took three years of French in high school. That enabled me to say a sentence while in Paris, the reply to which often was a delightfully accented, “Perhaps we should speak English.” But it did allow me to pass a language requirement for my degree. I also attended a night course in Russian for a couple of years which came in handy for the second language requirement when I proved you could pass the test without any true understanding of the language.
 
French, and most certainly Russian, have little use in my daily living. But I believe Spanish might be helpful. So periodically I try to learn a little, allowing enough time between attempts to have forgotten everything acquired previously. Once I thought it might help if I read children’s books in Spanish, so I went to my local public library and entered the youth section. Shortly a librarian arrived and challenged my presence. I explained what I was looking for and, of course, she immediately switched to helpful mode. But she explained they had to be so careful to make sure adults weren’t preying on the kids. What a world!
 
I wonder how hard it has been for librarians to adapt to the changes of modern society: digital books, CDs, DVDs, computers. There was talk for a while about libraries becoming irrelevant. I think that has died down as librarians have interpreted their task in their standard way: serve the public. Now the downtrodden can find moments of peace in reading rooms, folks with no digital access can use library computers, music and movies and audio books can be checked out, eBooks can be downloaded to your device for a fixed time period. And there still is the reference assistance that hasn’t changed in goal, just techniques, over the years.
 
When I seek help from a librarian, I tend not to think a lot about how it was achieved. But if I look back over a long life, I realize the great benefit I’ve derived from these wonderful people.
 
So the next time you see one, say, “Thank you.” 
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The Silent Soprano — Part 2

5/5/2018

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It’s been two weeks since we learned of the horrible death of a diva. One of the special readers of this blog (of course all our readers are special) called on her creative and deductive expertise to suggest four possible explanations and we were treated to them last week.
It turns out there is yet another interpretation, provided by a mathematician no less, who thinks he’s pretty hot stuff as a detective. Review the circumstances next, and then see what Elmo Sherwin had to say.
 
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A narcissistic universally hated blackmailing brilliant opera soprano locks herself in a room to practice her aria for an upcoming production. When she fails to emerge after an hour, the maestro uses his key to enter the windowless single door space to find his star crushed by the chandelier. The floor is littered with a mixture of orange shards from the lights, a small number of other fragments similar to that of the large crystal burgundy wine glass resting on its side on a nearby table, several small screws, and twist nuts of the type used to secure the connection of two or more wires. The carpet has a small hole underneath the fallen body.
 
The maestro, Gregor Dimitriou, phoned 911 first, then his old college chum, Elmo Sherwin. Sherwin arrived as crime scene investigators were leaving. A detective, waiting to scrutinize the room, shooed Elmo away, unleashing the wrath of Maestro Dimitriou whose angry outbursts and dominant personality had cowed hundreds of musicians over the past two decades. “Dr. Sherwin will enter,” he boomed.
 
“Thought I might be able to shed a little light on the subject,” the mathematician offered. Then, remembering the circumstances, added “Oops!”
 
A raving maniac and a screwball, thought the public’s protector. Making the common annoying mistake that Elmo’s title implied medicine, he complied. “All right, Maestro, the doctor may go in.”
 
He didn’t really see the harm. It wasn’t a murder scene, after all. Simply a dreadful accident. As the detective examined the body, Elmo prowled the room. He stepped on a piece of glass, causing a small tinkle followed by a big bellow. It had pierced the sole of his shoe, which he removed along with his sock to reveal a miniscule cut.
 
The maestro almost fainted, but managed to scream, “Call an ambulance!”
 
Simultaneously the detective roared, “Watch what the hell you’re doing.” Then with scorn. “No ambulance needed. It’s just a tiny cut.”
 
Apparently Elmo agreed since he resumed his perusal of the room, now tromping with one shoe on and one off, leaving small spots of blood in his wake.
 
Satisfied the body would yield no more information, the detective instructed the coroner’s investigator to remove it.
 
That’s when they saw the hole in the carpet.
 
Suddenly Elmo initiated an unidentifiable atonal tune. The detective thought it sounded like a bull moose. Elmo then attempted to elevate his bass voice two octaves higher than his vocal cords could handle.
 
Dimitriou was aghast. “No, no. Use your diaphragm.”
 
“Much obliged,” replied Elmo, and he started again, improving the output to that of a drunken parrot.
 
“Shut the hell up,” snapped the detective. With Elmo in compliance he continued, “No question here. A tragic accident,” he said.
 
“Wrong!” boomed the mathematician. “Murder pure and simple.”
 
The detective rolled his eyes. About to roar a reply, he recalled last week’s training about dealing with the public and managed to spit in only a low growl, “I’m afraid, sir, you’re incorrect.”
 
“Am not,” and Elmo pouted like a child.
 
The maestro had more faith in Elmo than did the detective. “Tell us why, Elmo.”
 
And he did. “Look at this mess. Glass everywhere from those chandelier bulbs. Screws and those thingies that hold wires together.”
 
The detective was exasperated. “What do you think happened when it fell, for God’s sake. Obviously the screws holding it to the ceiling were pulled loose and the wires separated making the nuts fall.”
 
“But those screws are designed to hold it in place. Inconceivable they all could have come loose. And even if they did, the wires might have held it up. Wires, even those held together by those thingies can be extremely strong.” He cleared his throat and assumed a modest demeaner. “I know ‘cause I’ve made a few repairs around my home.” He felt no need to mention the many ensuing short circuits. “And what about those pieces of glass matching the overturned goblet?”
 
The detective was contemptuous. “Must have fallen over like the other and broken when the chandelier dropped.”
 
“Nope,” replied Elmo. “Might have done. Might have dropped from the table. Might have broken. But those pieces wouldn’t have grown tiny legs and marched over to mix with the other glass.” Elmo paused. “What do you have to say regarding the hole in the carpet?”
 
The detective, it turned out, had nothing to say about it.
 
Elmo said, “Somebody, who must have known the soprano would practice in here, loosened the screws holding the chandelier and all the thingies except one, leaving the wires barely touching to preserve electrical contact. This left a single wire keeping the chandelier from falling. Not enough, you say? Not for a long time, maybe, but it only had to hold for an hour or two.
 
“A wine glass was filled with acid and placed in the housing. When the right note was sung with all its purity, sorta like what I was doing, the glass shattered. The acid doused the one remaining wire, eating it away and causing everything to plunge. Some acid fell on the carpet and hence the hole.”
 
Elmo, who had a strong sense of right and wrong, glared at the detective and said, “Now you find the scum who did this.”
 
* * *
 
So there you have it. Ridiculous? Yes. Unbelievable? Yes. Was it fun? I hope so.

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